Top Gear Technology Centre P45 review

Due to it being wearable, the driving experience is extremely intimate. Keen drivers will enjoy feeling the road directly through their perineum, and visibility is excellent, especially when you squish your nose against the windscreen to stop your face from slamming into the glass.

The 110cc engine from a quad bike is strong enough for a top speed of 34mph, which – on a dual carriageway – makes even a Citroen Picasso seem terrifying. And you’ll never waste time finding a parking space, because you simply drive into the supermarket, where your arms are free to reach the shelves.

Once indoors you can remove the petrol engine and insert an electric motor to avoid choking on dreadful fumes. It’s a very simple job that should take two trained mechanics no longer than 116 minutes.