Nissan NV200 Concept news - Wet Van Man - 2008

White Van Men of the world unite: Nissan has a treat to set your buttock cleavage trembling in anticipation. 

The Japanese firm has put together a small van concept called the NV200, due to be unveiled at the Tokyo motor show later this year. 

This van extraordinaire has a cargo pod that extends from the van when parked, leaving the interior space free as an office for WVM to fill with polystyrene tea cups. 

According to Nissan, the NV200 has been designed to "answer the specific needs of a professional underwater photographer". Presumably the legions of amateur underwater photographers will be turned away from Nissan showrooms in disgrace. 

Anyhow, what this means is that the NV200 has wet and dry storage areas - though apparently these could be tailored to suit other needs.

But what needs? Though the dry storage area could provide a damp-free depository for WVM's obligatory pile of tabloid papers, we shudder to imagine what deviant activities might occur in the wet storage zone.

Make the mental image go away. Please.