Mansory Pink news - Don't think pink - 2009

Barbie has grown up and married an oligarch, and he's bought her this...

German tuner Mansory has taken what was once a perfectly acceptable £137,500 Bentley Conti GT Speed, called it the ‘Fast Pink' (or Vitesse Rose, in a language we don't understand) and spent £235,000 on various ‘improvements', including a bodykit, 21-inch wheels and offensive lashings of matt pink paint.

The car was shown at the Frankfurt show alongside various other repugnant creations, including a gruesome Cayenne with as much aesthetic appeal as a rotting leper.

Mansory has a long history of rude interference and recent victims include a Ferrari 599, Rolls-Royce Phantom and even a Bugatti Veyron.

Thankfully, just three Fast Pinks be built, and rumours that we just made up suggest that Jordan will probably buy two of them.