We desperately want this 50bhp Barbie ride-on

Santa, you listening? Because even though it’s spring, we’re getting in early on the whole Christmas list thing as we have to have one of these in our lives.

It’s a Power Wheels Barbie Jeep off-road go-kart with a CRF 450 dirt bike engine courtesy of some internet industrialists.

To any junior petrolhead, a ride-on is the gateway to car ownership and this one quite literally could be king of the hill.

Normally fitted with some whiney electric motors and scratchy hard plastic tyres, ride-ons are a harmless way for bumbling toddlers to learn car control. But what happens when you decide to strip those out and drop in a lairy CRF 450 dirt bike engine, some mountain bike suspension and eight-inch golf cart wheels in Barbie's beach buggy? Simple answer: a whole lot of awesome.