Video: this GT-R's exhausts are FLAMETHROWERS

Here we have a Nissan GT-R making what is technically known as “lots of noise”. 

It appears the owner of this appallingly-numberplated GT-R – which looks a bit like a Nismo, but almost certainly isn’t – has fitted to it an exhaust designed to replicate the pops and bangs of a naval skirmish. Because why wouldn’t you. For all we know, it may well be some kind of tailgater repellant. 

Beyond the exhaust, there’s no telling what may lurk beneath this GT-R’s bonnet. All we know is that, with the amount of fuel it’s surely dumping out the back, it probably does about 4mpg on a good day. But hey, it’s not like petrol is a finite resource or anything.