Watch Alonso's face get destroyed

We implore you to take a few minutes out of your hectic morning before Loose Women starts to watch this video.

In it, Ferrari F1 drivers Felipe Massa and That Man With Expensive Thumbs climb aboard the vomit comet - the 149mph F1 rollercoaster in Abu Dhabi's very classy, tasteful and subtle homage to Enzo Ferrari. Filmed, presumably, before the last race of the season where Alonso scuppered his chances of becoming triple world champion.

While he and Felipe are accustomed to the physical demands of being thrown around at high speeds, their faces aren't. There is no helmet-action on this rollercoaster, so watch physics undermine the two drivers' dignity in a most hilarious fashion.

If, after watching this, you have got a taste for F1, click here to view our roundup of the season, and then click here to get the lowdown on Vettel's season. And click here to see how much Alonso's thumbs are worth. Clue: if you have to ask...