Lock up your grandma: the new Honda Jazz is coming

Weird news, this. Honda has released a shadowy teaser image to preview its new Jazz. Strange, since most of the target audience already struggle with their eyesight. They’ll barely see this.

Well, we can report it’s a car. There’s a bonnet, wheels and a high roofline to avoid disturbing fresh perms. Usual Jazz stuff. The headline is this one’s going to be one of those new 'hybrids' they have these days. 

In a bid to confuse the elderly, Honda says the new Jazz has been “redesigned with the passenger at its heart”, yet also “will raise the bar in terms of comfort and driver enjoyment.” Which is a bit like saying the puppy you get for Christmas will be well-trained enough to get a college degree but also enjoy chasing cars and barking at the moon. 

Honda has also announced it’ll reveal the exciting new Jazz on 23rd October, exactly a week from today. By which time anyone who owns a Honda Jazz will have forgotten about the teaser.