Blimey. Top Gear has now got nine million Facebook fans

Nine million. That's a lot of humans. More than occupy the island of Haiti. More than live in downtown Mexico City. More than 128 times the population of Andorra, and that's a whole country. It's also the number of people that have clicked their electronic rodent over the "like" button on our Facebook page.

In recognition of the scale of our new digital nation-state, we spent a quick hour on Friday afternoon pondering how we'd spend nine million pounds on stone-cold Top Gear approved classics as featured on the show. And this is what we came up with, from cheapest to most expensive...

£12,285

Depending on the day of the week, this is often James' favourite car. As he says: "I really like simple, small cars. I've owned several Minis and a Citroën Visa, and found myself yearning once more for those prosaic qualities that come with basic motoring."

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£23,675

Memorably declared "the best car in the world" in series 16, Jeremy says: "I reckon we could do brain surgery in the back of this car - it's so smooth"

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£29,445

Another of the very few cars that the presenters actually agree on, and the choice for our daily driver. It's comfortable, sensibly priced (though we've gone for the top spec) and it even looks quite nice.

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£35,895

This is one of very few cars that the presenters actually agree on. Nice to drive, has real personality, plus an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into any situation.

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£90,024

Both May and Hammond own one. Jeremy doesn't, and probably never will. But democracy wins, so in it goes. Have a gander at Richard and James' own 911s below.

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£99,517

Jeremy says: "I'm not sure that anyone's life is quite complete unless they have one". And he should know. He's got one. 

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£139,650

For the society events. Jeremy says: "This is where you keep your guns... When you've got your guns what you need is a drinks cabinet."

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£400,000

Jeremy says: "It has no competition pedigree, so it's actually a bargain"

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£500,000

Jeremy in the first episode of our new series: "I have never ever driven a car ever that I have wanted more than this one. I yearn to have it."

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£1,600,000

For a matter of minutes, James was the fastest man ever to drive a production car in one of these. "It's unbelievable - look how fast everything's going past. 
And it's Mr Captain Slow to you."

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£5,900,000

And finally, a car so expensive that nobody from Top Gear has actually driven it. But we will, one day. Every dream garage simply has to contain the Ferrari out of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Just LOOK at it...