ASI Invader

Infuriated by the lack of outrageous styling for your Lexus but can't muster the appropriate bile to showcase your distaste?

Fear no more! Japanese tuner ASI has performed GBH on a Lexus LX570 SUV to create a tuned motor capable of destroying 20:20 vision and ruining expensive stomach stapling surgery.

The ASI Invader - come on, you know the name makes sense - features a bodykit with more holes than government spending proposals, and an eye-watering front grille matched only in its complexity by a Bond villain's secret underground lair.

Look at the holes! Presumably, someone at ASI thought, "right, we need holes, lots of them. And more mouth. And then more grille underneath. And then lights. And then splitters. Make it happen".

To match this vomit-inducing, eye-destroying styling, ASI has also upped power to 600bhp, which means the 0-62mph sprint takes less than five seconds. Now you can have your cake and spew it all over the lovely red-trimmed interior.

What does ye think of the ASI Invader?

Vijay Pattni