Comic Relief Stig news - Ride with the Stig - 2009

Unless you’re (a) very famous or (b) a bit famous and it’s been a quiet week, the chances of you getting a ride round the Top Gear test track with The Stig are, well, non-existent.

Until now. Our tame racing driving has teamed up with Comic Relief (we saw ‘teamed up with’ – they’ve actually lured him into a big box with half an antelope carcass and refused to let him out) to give you a passenger ride around our illustrious test track. All for charidee.

It’ll be wild. It’ll be sideways. It might very well smell slightly of cinnamon. But if you want to be in that car alongside Baron Stiggington himself, you’d better get on over to our auction page and put in a bid.

There are a few conditions about travel, timings and not wearing tartan (it sends Stiggy into a wild rage, see) on the auction page, so make sure you have a good look through them before placing your improbably generous bid. Of course, all the proceeds go straight to Comic Relief.

Best of luck bidding, y’all.