Topgear series 15, episode 4: rehearsals

“Look, it was white when I put it in the wash…”

Script editor Richard Porter jots down the SecretBestFriendsForever password

Richard and James correctly guess the beguiling ‘Which Way Is Up’ game

Jeremy’s new horn. Only shouts ‘powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr’

James tries new horn. Only spouts complex history of air-cooled 911s

Richard grabs horn. James makes mental note to never play with Richard again

El Stiggismo gets down to business

“Wait ! You haven’t said which one is for vroom-vroom”

Star In A Reasonably Priced Car finds vroom-vroom button. Makes noises

Stig secretly bleeds his internal brake fluid over SIARPCs back