Next Porsche SUV: the 'Cajun'?

We know how much you have been LITERALLY CRYING OUT for a smaller version of the Porsche Cayenne.

Well, Good News! Porsche also makes something called a '911'. Which is a smaller Cayenne. Oh wait, you want something bigger than a 911, but smaller than a Cayenne (pictured above)? Can we interest you in a 'Cajun'?

News from the internet - and therefore HIGHLY ACCURATE news - reveals Volkswagen boss Martin Winterkorn reckons a baby Cayenne might be called 'Cajun', continuing the firm's long and historic association with random spices, all the way back to the Porsche Coriander of 1978, and the Porsche Mustard Seeds from 1809.

In an interview with German magazine 'Der Spiegel', Winterkorn said "Volkswagen wants to bring more to radiate the Porsche brand... a little brother for Cayenne, the Cajun".

We need say no more. The Porsche 'Cajun'. Discuss.