New Porsche Boxster S Black Edition

If you have been waiting literally hours for a Porsche Boxster S variant to accelerate tenths of a second faster than the standard S, then salvation is at hand! Behold, the Porsche Boxster S Black edition.

The limited-to-987-models Boxster S Black gets 10bhp and seven more torques than the standard S, and as such, accelerates from 0-62mph in 5.2 seconds (5.3 for the S). Fitted with the PDK box and launch control, the Black will hit 62mph in 4.9 seconds (5.2 for the PDK'd S).

It's finished in black paint, features black rollover bars, black trim strips inside, a black leather steering wheel, black instrument dials and an anti-dazzle interior.

If, like many people on earth, you live your life in tenths of seconds, you need this £47,426 Porker. Or you could wait until next week, when the Boxster S More Black will arrive. It will be one-tenth of a second faster and will come with a moody Goth as standard.