Top Gear's Fifty Shades of Grey

It seems a spanking-new film called 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is set to hit cinemas this week.

Innocent sorts that we are, we have no idea the plot or subject matter of this film. But, judging by the poster at least, it seems to revolve around a young lady who has unfortunately got her hands trapped in the flush chain of a particularly lofty toilet cistern, and a man making a poor effort to free her.
 
Quite why this should make for such an anticipated film is beyond us. Presumably you lot are just a bunch of masochists.

In any case, in honour of the film premiere, we decided to revive our own version of 50 Shades of Grey. It's a deeply exciting mystery tour into the great depths of seduction and monochrome paint tones.  
 
We hope you enjoy it.

Make: Aston Martin

Model: Vanquish

Shade of Grey: Athlete Silver

Make: Lamborghini

Model: Reventon 

Shades of Grey: Canna di Fucile, Agate, Grigio Sharp, Grigio Scuro, Grigio Caldo, Grigio Antares, Grigop Avion, Iris

Make: Mini

Model: Cooper JCW GP

Shade of Grey: Thunder Grey

Make: Audi

Model: R8 GT

Shade of Grey: Suzuka Grey

Make: Lotus

Model: Elise

Shade of Grey: Ash Grey

Make: Ferrari

Model: 599 GTO

Shade of Grey: Grigio Silverstone

Make:  Porsche

Model: 911 GT3 RS

Shade of Grey: Meteor Grey

Make:  Range Rover

Model: Evoque

Shade of Grey: Stornoway Grey

Make: Fiat

Model: 500 Abarth

Shade of Grey: Grigio

Make:  Pagani

Model: Huayra

Shade of Grey: Grey painted carbon weave

Make:  Mercedes Benze SLR McLaren 722S

Model: SLR McLaren 722S

Shade of Grey: Antimon Grey

Make:  Spyker

Model: C8 Aileron

Shade of Grey: Spyker Silver

Make:  Subaru

Model: Impreza WRX STI

Shade of Grey: Dark Grey

Make: Ferrari

Model: 575 GTZ

Shade of Grey: Two Tone: Grey on Grey

Make:  Dodge

Model: Charger

Shade of Grey: Tungsten Metallic

Make: Land Rover

Model: xTec Defender

Shade of Grey: Orkney Grey

Make: Mercedes Benz

Model: McLaren SLR Stirling Moss

Shade of Grey: Antimon Grey

Make: TVR

Model: Sagaris

Shade of Grey: Storm Grey

Make: MG

Model: XPower SV

Shade of Grey: XPower Grey

Make: Singer

Model: 911

Shade of Grey: Singer Racing Silver

Make: Bugatti

Model: Veyron Gran Sport

Shade of Grey: Grey Silver Metallic

Make: Nissan

Model: R34 Skyline

Shade of Grey: Athlete Silver

Make: Aston Martin

Model: DB5

Shade of Grey: Silver Birch

Make: Maserati

Model: Quattroporte

Shade of Grey: Grigio Alfieri, Grigio Granito, Grigio Nuvoiari

Make: Caparo

Model: T1

Shade of Grey: Titanium 

Make: SSC

Model: Ultimate Aero

Shade of Grey: Paladium

Make: Ferrari

Model: FF

Shades of Grey: Argento Nurburgring, Grigio Titanio, Grigio Silverstone, Grigio Alloy, Canna Di Fucile, Grigio Ferro Metallc, Grigio Scuro, Grigio FF

Make: Lamborghini

Model: Estoque

Shades of Grey: Canna di Fucile, Agate, Grigio Sharp, Grigio Scuro, Grigio Caldo, Grigio Antares, Grigop Avion, Iris

Make: Bentley

Model: Mulsanne

Shade of Grey: Titan Grey

Make: Lamborghini

Model: Sesto Elemento

Shades of Grey: Canna di Fucile, Agate, Grigio Sharp, Grigio Scuro, Grigio Caldo, Grigio Antares, Grigop Avion, Iris

Make: Jaguar

Model: SS 100

Shades of Grey: Cirrus Grey, Regent Grey, Savoy Grey, Phantom Grey, Tungsten, Metorite, Steel Grey III

Make: Noble

Model: M600

Shades of Grey: Dark Grey, Dove Grey, Mid Grey

Make: Zenvo

Model: ST1

Shade of Grey: Custom Grey

Make: Chevrolet

Model: Corvette ZR1

Shade of Grey: Cyder Grey

Make: BAC

Model: Mono

Shades of Grey: Raptor Grey, Seal Grey, Gun Metal Grey

Make: Rolls-Royce

Model: Phantom Drophead Coupe

Shade of Grey: Jubilee Silver

Make: Smart

Model: ForTwo

Shade of Grey: Bay Grey

Make: Aston Martin

Model: One-77

Shades of Grey: Meteorite Silver, Tungsten Silver, Hammerhead Silver, Quantum Silver

Make: Mitsubishi

Model: Lancer Evo X

Shade of Grey: Graphite Grey

Make: Ford

Model: GT

Shades of Grey: Silver (TL UA), Tungsten (T8 TL)

Make: Mercedes

Model: Maybach 62

Shade of Grey: Himalayas Grey

Make: Morgan

Model: Aeromax

Shade of Grey: Laguna Grey

Make: Veritas

Model: RS3

Shade of Grey: Silver

Make: Lightning

Model: GT

Shade of Grey: Lightning Silver

Make: Koenigsegg

Model: Agera

Shade of Grey: Minimal Grey

Make: Gumpert

Model: Apollo

Shade of Grey: Gumpert Grey

Make: Tramontana

Model: Tramontana

Shade of Grey: Dark Grey

Make: Nissan

Model: GT-R

Shade of Grey: Gun Metallic

Make:  Mercedes

Model: SLS AMG

Shade of Grey: Magno Allanite Grey

Make: BMW

Model: M3 CSL

Shade of Grey: Steel Grey