TopGear.com’s guide to Geneva 2012

Here are some instructions to set you up for this week.

Step 1: Empty your brains of erroneous Z-list celebrity nonsense, politicking and the wider economic crisis. Step 2: Remove goofy expression (resulting from information-free brain) from face. Step 3: Sellotape this page to your Internet.

Ready? It's time for the annual Geneva Motor Show 2012, and for one week only, this page is the only source of news you'll require. We'll be reporting fresh from the sweaty, action-packed confines of the Geneva Palexpo convention centre for your delectation.

And because we're in a particularly charitable mood this week, we've made it heroically easy for you to keep up to date with all the latest news. Because it's all on this page.

We'll be updating this slice of internet throughout the show, so keep checking back for all the hot launches. And don't forget to follow us on Twitter @bbc_topgear for live show twittering from Tuesday...

NEW: More from the Aston Martin Zagato and Koenigsegg Agera R

More from the Ferrari F12 Berlinetta

RUF's new Porsches

What the tuners had to say at the 2012 Geneva show

The all-new Ford Fiesta ST

Morgan's electric Plus E concept

Electric Renault Zoe hits the show floor. Is clever, too

Ford B-Max and Fiat 500L: the rise of the Mini MPVs

Welcome to one of the stars of the show: the Lamborghini Aventador J

Gumpert unleashes the 860bhp Apollo R, and gets angry with the Apollo 'Enraged'

Chapmanesque Toyota FT-Bh concept

Rather pretty Alfa Romeo Disco Volante concept

Footballists rejoice: Bentley with an SUV concept

The new Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse

Infiniti's first ever mid-engined sports car concept

The new Mercedes A-Class

The brand new Audi A3

The Nissan Invitation concept creates 2,000 UK jobs

It's here: meet the new Ferrari F12 Berlinetta

The new Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG

Revealed: the Bertone Nuccio concept

Top Gear's exclusive drive in the new Volvo V40

Mini reveals the Countryman John Cooper Works

Citroen unveils DS4 racing concept 

Peugeot announces 208 GTI concept

Maserati unveils 2012 GranTurismo Sport

First look: the new Ford B-Max

Meet the new Aston Martin V8 Vantage range

New Audi RS4 revealed

BMW announces rapid new M135i

Hyundai's electric sports hatch: the i-oniq

Hyundai reveals the new i30 wagon

This is the new Ford Transit van (sort of)

Four Volkswagen Up concepts head to Geneva

The Range Rover Evoque Convertible concept

Pininfarina teases sports saloon

Aston Martin V12 Zagato reaches production

Welcome: the new Jaguar Sportbrake

Audi updates the RS5 Coupe

Mini's new Clubvan concept

Revealed: Rinspeed Dock+Go

Lighter, faster Ferrari California

Mansory tunes the McLaren MP4-12C

New Vauxhall Astra VXR to get Geneva debut

Meet the new Fiat 500L

Kia's new cee-apostrophe-dee

Volkswagen reveals the new Golf GTI Cabriolet

BMW's brand new M6

This is the new Vauxhall Mokka

New Honda CR-V prototype