Dodgeball Rally: live pics from London

As Michelangelo remarked: a man paints with his brains and not his hands.

Sadly, we have no brains, so we decided to grab a camera, jump in a S65 AMG Mercedes and create some automotive art on the dreary streets of London - the only city on Planet Earth to make supercars look, well, not supery in any way. Well maybe a bit...

Our setting? The start of the Dodgeball supercar run in Park Lane...

"The artist smears subtle textures of Lamborghini against a melancholic background of No Parking cones and Some People Talking."

"A clear application of the interpenetrative nature of modern Mercedes-Benz and AMG. The artist juxtaposes the £154,000 S65 TopGearAMG against a 10-mile walk from door to kerb to accurately portray IdiotsWhoCannotPark. (That's us, by the way.)"

"The bloodthirsty nature of modern supercars; like a voracious cockfight where prize gamecocks battle for ultimate car-park supremacy."

"The inclusion of a red people carrier is a witty and wonderfully rage-filled reprise; a clear statement concerning the laws of appropriate MPV colours."

"The artist has cleverly highlighted the subject contained within: Very Much Badass."

"Ingenious use of photography here; the bleak, high-vis-jacket London landscape leers at us in reflection. Minicab, anyone?"

"A sprinkling of the macabre. The lone builder epitomises a gulf between the common man and a gaggle of finely tuned fighting Cocks."

"A parade of beauty juxtaposed with the despondent chime of urban warfare: ruddy builders in high-visibility jackets taking tea breaks."

"Like a fly desperately fleeing the wave of a faecal storm, the mini-roundabout sign peeps at us as a symbol of our onslaught from urban car use."

"A magnificent image, unequivocally clear about the effects of modern supercars. Either that, or the photographer hasn't got a ruddy clue what he's doing."

"A conceited disconnect. The artist, clearly leaning on antidisestablishmentarianism, fails to portray what lots of horsepower being nailed sounds like."

"B*gger. Traffic."