ABT says Aloha to the A1

ABT is apparently the largest tuner of VW-group vehicles. You know the sort: wide bodykits, dumper-truck front bumpers and some rather obtrusive rear wing appendages.

But it seems ABT's testosterone-fuelled foray into aggressive tuning has left them, frankly, exhausted. That's the only way to explain these little puppies.

Yes, a firm which proudly sports its machismo on its overarched carbon fibre fenders has decided to paint the Audi A1 with flowers. And splashes a-la pigeon excrement.

Some mediocre performance upgrades of around 20hp per engine variant are not enough to warrant a car with flowers. Or bird-poo splashes. Ever.

Three decal options - KLECKS (translates as ‘splash'), ALOHA and HIGH-VOLTAGE - are offered. Which you have to buy with your own money.

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