750bhp ‘Moby Dick’ Panamera

Possessed of a large, unnecessary circle of friends dependent on your wit, wisdom and generous nature? Looking for a quick way to extricate them from your lives?

Edo Competition has conjured up a vision of the Porsche Panamera so utterly devoid of dignity, those closest to you will have no choice other than drop you like a thoroughly heated vegetable.

It's called the Moby Dick, presumably in honour of the 1978 Porsche 935 Le Mans car ('whale tail'). Edo has upgraded the twin-turbo V8's oomph from 550bhp to 750bhp, good to hit 62mph in under four seconds, while top speed sits at 211mph.

You get a Mansory bodykit, 22-inch wheels and any combination of interior tailoring you deem necessary.