New car branded ‘TOTAL RUBBISH’ by man who’ll never own it

Here's TopGear.com's roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring

The automotive world has been rocked by the revelation that a brand new car is ‘TOTAL RUBBISH’ according to a man who has no intention of owning it.

The car, revealed by a company whose sole business is building and selling cars - and has been doing so successfully for decades - was given the shocking verdict via an online comments section under a post announcing its reveal.

“This changes everything,” a fellow commenter reported. “He’s never going to own one, so his opinion matters the most.

“I can’t repeat it in caps lock because that’s too strong for me, but the car world needs to take a long, hard look at itself. This man, who appears to have earned 'Top Fan' status for commenting on every single new car story with something negative, has absolutely called it.

“Our lives may never be the same again.”

Readers later spotted another ‘TOTAL RUBBISH’ comment by the man under a review of that new car, as the car company announced the model had now sold out.