BMW X5 barrel roll…fails

If you're any sort of Bond aficionado, you will no doubt remember ‘The Man With The Golden Gun', and that famous barrel roll stunt.

You will have come away from the cinema thinking, ‘how hard can it be?'

After all, you just need a proper run-up, an understanding of ‘gravity' and steel-plated genitals, right?

Wrong. Oh, very, very wrong. More wrong than Dr Wrongington who lives in Wrong Street, Wrongchester, WR0 NG.

A BMW X5 does not a good barrel-rolling car make. You want evidence? Behold, the dim-witted majesty of shouting out ‘watch this...'